This New Bill Would Allow The Perpetually Single To Be Buried With Their Pets


Email this to a friend

Nice Move

Screen Shot 2016-06-21 at 11.54.40 AM
It has recently come to my attention that I might be unknowingly dating my dog. We eat together, we snuggle together, we go on long walks, and she gets crazy jealous when there’s a male presence in my bed. The only reason we’re not Facebook official is because she lacks opposable thumbs and the ability to ask me to be exclusive. That, and her questionable hygiene.

But she doesn’t need to worry about labels, because now my special pooch and I can be together in the afterlife. The New York Senate recently passed a bill that would allow people to be buried with the cremated remains of their pets. The only catch is that the burials have to take place at the same time, which means you have to hang on to your dead dog’s ashes for the rest of your life. No problem there. I plan to build a shrine when my furry pal passes through the gates and into doggy heaven.

This whole ordeal is pretty weird when you think about it, but apparently not uncommon. Cemetery organizations are receiving more and more requests from lot owners who want to have their pets buried with them. The bill’s sponsor noted that 62 percent of US households include a pet, which could account for such bizarre requests. That, or America is filled with a lot of sad, lonely people.

Regardless, this is good news for the crazy cat lady in your life. Now you can tell everyone to lay off the jokes, because as it turns out, she doesn’t actually need a man. Who needs a husband when you can share a plot with Fluffy?

[via Broadly]

This featured image is a stock photo from our database. The puppy photographed is not in any way associated with the story.

Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at

More From Lucky Jo »


You must be logged in to comment. Log in or create an account.