This Poor Guy Bought A $37,000 Bus While Blacked Out

This Poor Guy Bought A $37,000 Bus While Blacked Out

I know it’s Thursday, and this is a little bit shameful for me to admit, but ya girl is a tad hungover today. For the record, I don’t usually make a habit of drinking on Wednesdays. But I had a hankering for a taco salad last night, and if you give a girl authentic Mexican food, she’s going to ask for three frozen margaritas to go with it. It’s just wired in my DNA that I can’t say no to tequila. Don’t judge me, I’m working on it.

At least I now live with the concrete knowledge that I’m having a better morning than Davie Little, a Spanish DJ who recently woke up after a particularly rowdy night out in Ibiza with a $37,000 bus receipt. I know what you’re thinking, and no, he did not take the world’s longest, most expensive bus ride. He actually bought a fucking bus.

Dude must go really hard. I’ll confess that I occasionally wake up with accidental drunk purchases, but the shit I pick up is seriously minor compared to our man Dave. Perhaps he ~took a pill in Ibiza~ to show Avicii he is completely incapable of making smart financial decisions while partying. Poor guy makes me feel really good about splurging on that $5 dish of guac last night.

[via Elite Daily]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at

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