Baking for everyone but yourself. TSM.

The one-part kidding, one-part passive aggressive, one-part envious compliment on someone’s clavicles. TSM.

Taking wine breaks instead of water breaks. TSM.

I don’t need him. I have my own trust fund. TSM.

Befriending the standards chair right before formal, so she’ll let you off easy. TSM.

The classic “We’ve made out before” greeting when you meet your blind date. TSM.

Plan B and coffee, a balanced breakfast. TSTC.

Shit-talking someone based on her crafting skills. TSTC.

“My hobbies are dating, guys, and dating guys.” -Saved By the Bell. TSM.

“I just got about 15 TSM submissions out of this conversation.” TSM.