Being a bitch to me will get you nowhere, except out of my wedding party. TSM.

Reading TSMs to the chapter to boost morale during work week. TSM.

It’s craft o’clock somewhere. TSM.

A recipe a day is the summer way. TSM.

Poolside mimosas in the morning. TSM.

Always wondering who exactly the TFM intern is. TSM.

“Go like my status.” TSM.

Perfecting the song lyric Facebook album title. TSM.

We may all be angels, but we are still one hell of a house. TSM.

Wearing lighter clothes because they make me even more tan. TSM.