Having to have your little pack up your books when you leave the library, because you spent the last 15 minutes painting your nails. TSM.

I never liked Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” because I was the girlfriend she was whining about. TSM.

Having to excuse over half of your new member pledge class from weekend homecoming events, because they have to go home to crown their high schools’ new Homecoming Queens. TSM.