Over the weekend, we received a news tip from a student who attends the University of Alabama.
My roommate is a Zeta. She said that all members had to sign a social media contract banning things like selfies on Instagram because it was immature and made them look bad to PNMs for next year.
This is genius. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Selfies are like masturbating — we all do it, but keep that shit to yourself. If a sorority can moderate your social media accounts, and keep you from posting photos like this or this, or this (haha, fuck you, standards!), then they should be able to prevent you from posting truly embarrassing photos, like the ones you take of yourself.
If we can somehow get the whole world to sign this contract, I think we’d truly be living in a better place. Hats off to you, Alabama Zeta. One sorority down. Thousands and thousands and thousands to go.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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