If you don’t have a boyfriend, Valentine’s Day really sucks. If you don’t have a boyfriend, but you have a guy who you’re kind of seeing but it’s not that serious and you don’t know if he likes you, or you’re just too lazy to exert the energy it takes to sleep with someone else, Valentine’s Day sucks even more. It’s awkward and weird and you don’t want to say anything about it. No worries, because I know just what you want to say to your not-boyfriend, the asshole you’re sleeping with, or the random guy you think you’re gonna hook up with on this special day.