17 Reasons You Probably Wouldn’t Like Taylor Swift If She Wasn’t Famous

Taylor Swift has taken the world by storm lately. Her face is on the cover of the most recent issue of Time, her new album, “1989,” is flying off the shelves, and everyone and her cousin seems to be enthralled by her “awkward and relatable” charm. I’m not gonna lie, I’m even listening to “Blank Space” for the millionth time as I write this. I decided to get down to the nation’s obsession with Ms. “Shake It Off” Swift. After an hour or so of creeping on her social media platforms, I made a shocking realization: if I knew Taylor Swift personally, I probably wouldn’t be friends with her. Her fame and catchy choruses have blinded us all from the fact that she’s actually that annoying girl who won’t shut up about her ex.

She’s the one in the friend group who has to outdo everyone at the club for attention.
Seriously.
Actually, does Taylor Swift even go to clubs?
“I still love sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. I still love writing in my journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers.”
She’s that friend who constantly nags you about that $10 you borrowed (cough cough, Spotify drama).
She probably eats whatever she wants.
She’s just so socially awkward.
She’s dated some of the world’s hottest guys (Joe, John, Harry, etc.) but claims to be the single cat lady type. If you’ve dated Harry Styles, I don’t want to hear any complaints about dating. Ever.
No, really, she brings her cat to public places.
WE GET IT. YOU LIKE CATS.
She always dresses like she’s on the set of “The Notebook.”
She looks like she gives out Tootsie Rolls and Werther’s on Halloween.
You know that super senior who hangs out with freshman? Taylor, 24. Lorde, 18.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Nov 11, 2014 at 9:52pm PST
“Yeah, I posted that polaroid to my Tumblr” -something Taylor Swift has said, probably.
There’s something about her that screams, “Regina George framing herself in the Burn Book.”
This.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:55pm PST
She most likely talks on the phone more than she texts, and that is just nonsense..