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19 Hilarious Thank You Notes For The Basic Sorority Girl

Sorority Thank you

It’s the little things in life that matter. Sometimes, we need to take some time out of literally running around all day to appreciate the things we take for granted. The following are some thank you notes to the day to day things that make our lives better.

  1. Dear Cashier at CVS,
    Thank you for still asking me how my day was going even though my purchases were super tampons, Midol, and a jumbo bag of candy.
  2. Dear Period,
    Thank you for reassuring me that I don’t need Plan B.
  3. Dear Hummus,
    Thank you for tasting delicious on everything. I’m not sure how you do it, but I appreciate it.
  4. Dear Drunk Texts From My Ex,
    Thank you for reminding me why I hate him so much. I was starting to miss him again.
  5. Dear Tapestry In My Living Room,
    Thank you for making the room look more put together even though you are just a colorful bed sheet on the wall.
  6. Dear Beer Bottle Labels,
    Thank you for letting me pick at you when I am anxious. This guy I am talking to is SO cute and I just know I’m about to say something dumb.
  7. Dear No Show Socks,
    Thank you for preventing blisters and smelly Sperrys.
  8. Dear Homework,
    Thank you for being an excuse for me to not hang out with people I don’t like, even though I just end up watching “Sex In The City” for four hours.
  9. Dear Stress,
    Thank you for making sure that no matter what I am preoccupied with, I am well fed.
  10. Dear People Whose Instagrams Are Public,
    Thank you for letting me creep on you without having to follow you. What do these private bitches have to hide?
  11. Dear Whoever Pays For My Netflix,
    Thank you for still letting me use your account even though I broke up with your son in 11th grade.
  12. Dear Andre Champagne,
    Thank you for making me feel like a million bucks for only six.
  13. Dear Bouncers,
    Thank you for still letting me into bars when my fake ID might as well be an index card.
  14. Dear Drunk Girl In The Bathroom,
    Thank you for telling me I am beautiful and sharing your vodka cranberry with me. I really need a friend right now because Megan is being a total bitch.
  15. Dear Guys With Cartilage Piercings,
    Thank you for letting me know right off the bat that you are completely undateable.
  16. Dear Lilly Pulitzer,
    Thank you for making it possible to match my dress with my planner. And tumbler. And laptop case. And luggage tag. And sunglasses strap. And phone case.
  17. Dear Francesca’s,
    Thank you for putting out that table of cutesy shit so I can spend hours touching all of the things and talking myself out of buying $25 knitted boot cuffs and talking myself into buy the $9 game of Spin The Shot.
  18. Dear Qdoba,
    Thank you for not charging for guacamole because that right there is some bullshit.
  19. Dear Over-sized Sunglasses,
    Thank you for covering 3/4 of my face as well as 3/4 of my hangover.

You just get us.

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Ali Hin

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to [email protected] or by smoke signal.

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