Kanye, where do I even begin? At first, I used to hate you, but then I realized we’re really not that different. With your undeserved sense of entitlement and delusional (drunk?) Twitter ranting, it occurred to me that you just get it. And by “it” I mean what it’s like to be a sassy sorority girl. Here are the tweets to prove it.
- Kanye West on textbooks with very sound logic.
We have to lower the price of textbooks…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
Steve Jobs wanted to lower the cost of textbooks…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
- Kanye West on drunk group texting.
I know I confuse you guys sometimes but please bare with me.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
- Kanye West on how annoying parents can be about “what the kids are listening to these days.”
I’m tired of old people that have no connection with anything trying to comment on music!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on why your boyfriend should buy you things.
Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people's money.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
- Kanye West on passive aggression.
God bless the fools … all positive vibes!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West with a drunken apology.
I really didn’t mean to use the B word tonight … all positive vibes
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on award shows.
I think the Grammys are super important!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on the importance of self-awareness.
If I'm not at the show next year then there is no show.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on his love for Taylor Swift.
I did not diss Taylor Swift and I’ve never dissed her…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 12, 2016
- Kanye West on abbreviation semantics.
…on another note, can brah be the girl verson of bruh???
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
- Kanye West on voting for potential new members.
You guys are supposed to be all about taste.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on why he was called to standards.
I'm happy and free and proud and confident. I'm not crazy. I'm free
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West after a really successful and moving philanthropy event.
You guys will see my heart. You guys will feel my heart. We will make a difference.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West after his chapter wins Greek Week…
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK ALL THE HATERS PUT YOUR MIUTHERFUCKING FIST IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 13, 2016
- …and when everyone else is talking shit.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016
- Kanye West on finding the perfect formal dress.
fashion ain’t no joke for me… It’s a way of life… creative expression and industry…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 13, 2016
- Kanye West after curing a hangover with greasy Chinese takeout.
MSG was amazing …
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016
- Kanye West on having absolutely no filter.
I represent what people can't say.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
- Kanye West on feelin’ yo’self.
I'm not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
Same..
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