15. Mark Sanchez
He’s a football player, and he’s dating Eva Longoria. Not really my type, but I guess he’s good looking if you’re into the whole tall dark and handsome thing. I mean, if he’s good enough for Eva, he’s good enough for me.
14. Heath Pearce
Those eyes. The hair. The unclear beard moment he’s having. Whatever, he plays soccer, which I guess also means he takes his shirt off in moments of celebration. Unclear on the mechanics of the game, but I would NOT be mad at him for removing any article of his clothing.
13. Patrick Kane
I’m not quite sure what’s going on with his hair, but he kind of looks like Justin Timberlake circa the Britney and denim days. Regardless, he’s completely adorable. He did once get into a huge fight with a cab driver, but I’m just going to write that off as a result of obvious brain damage sustained from all of his hockey fights.
12. Jacoby Elsbury
On the plus side, he’s totally adorable, he’s on the hottest baseball team ever (maybe I’m a little bias, but being from BAWSTON is an automatic pro in my book), and he has GREAT hair. On the downside, his name is Jacoby.
11. Tyler Seguin
His mom spelled his name the wrong way, but I’m going to ignore that because he plays hockey. He may not have all of his teeth, but he has great shoulders, and he’s probably crazy rich at the mere age of 21.
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