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20 Important Lessons Learned From Beyoncé

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  1. Always let your star shine, which sometimes requires sacrifices (#sorrynotsorry Destiny’s Child).
  2. WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS.
  3. Maintaining good haircare, especially a great weave, is pivotal to looking fabulous.
  4. Make sure you ask male suitors if they are “ready for this jelly,” because sometimes your body just might be too bootylicious for them to handle.
  5. Try out as many career paths as possible, and don’t be afraid to “Dreamgirl.”
  6. Be confident in who you are, and don’t rely on a man. If he isn’t Mr. Right, he can move to the left, to the left.
  7. You can still be successful and flawless after motherhood.
  8. The best way to get a man is through a sensual, groundbreaking, mindblowing dance break.
  9. When it comes to getting in the middle of drama, it is best to stay out of it. Especially in elevators.
  10. While it is important to keep a clean image, know when to release your inner naughty girl.
  11. Never apologize for your appearance, even if you just rolled out of bed with no makeup. You woke up like this, flawless.
  12. Maintain a power strut to assert your dominance.
  13. Love can bring out the best in people, but for some, it brings out a psycho. No worries, you’re just crazy in love.
  14. And after five vodka sodas and various inebriated texts, nope, still not psycho–you’re just drunk in love.
  15. Bey taught me new and exciting vocabulary. Di·va (noun): a female version of a hustler.
  16. Try and look for men with big “egos” (wink, wink).
  17. If you’re going to be in a relationship, be a power couple that may one day take over the world.
  18. If you’re a single lady, just put your hands up (wuh uh oh).
  19. Stay true to yourself, and don’t forget where you came from.
  20. “Driver, roll up the partition, please,” is a classy way to say that you’re about to get your freak on.
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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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