20 Items for Your Homecoming Scavenger Hunt

1. Rage Friday night as if you don’t have to wake up tomorrow at the asscrack of dawn. – 3 points

2. Wake up by 7AM and scream “Happy Homecoming” until everyone else wakes – 7 points for the first one up, 3 points for everyone else who wakes up

3. Start your day with a shot – 3 points

4. Wear an adorable outfit – 1 point

5. Be the first one ready – 3 points

6. Start a dance party at the tailgate. – 5 points

7. Ransack the freshman dorms. – 5 points

8. Point at an alumna and scream “SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!” – 1 point

9. Finish a bottle of Andre before noon. (Extra point for every half hour before noon it’s finished). – 1 point

10. Kiss a stranger – 3 points

11. Get a guy to buy and take a really girly shot with you. – 5 points

12. Have a civil conversation with a former lovahh. – 2 points each

13. Don’t make out with him – 5 points each

14. Party with the school mascot – 3 points

15. Dance on an elevated surface – 2 points

16. Skip the nap – 7 points (only eligible for points if you don’t also pass out early)

17. Find your big or little and do the wedding day hook arms champagne drinking thing. But with the champagne bottle not a glass. Duh. – 2 points

18. Find someone from the graduating class of the year you were born – 4 points

19. Eat the most greasy, carby, calorically horrific drunk food that your campus is known for. (I mean, it’s just this once, right) – 3 points

20. Wake up in your own bed, without a male suitor, and remember everything – 15 points.

Points will be deducted for crying, getting lost, and failing to have pictures up by Sunday evening before chapter.

Good luck.


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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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