21 Activities To Ensure The Perfect Snow Day

1. Binge on Disney movies.

2. Invite a slam over when the roads start looking rough so that he “accidentally” finds himself snowed in.

3. Use said slam as your personal sex slave until the snow plows give him a safe getaway.

4. Make a beer pong table out of snow, because you’re a broke college kid and this is an excellent opportunity to save on ice.

5. Throw a snowball at your roommate while she’s still in bed.

6. Spend the next hour trying to make amends, because that was a dick move.

7. Drink a shit-ton of spiked hot chocolate and text all of your ex-boyfriends on a regrettable and drunken sugar high.

8. Repeatedly ask everyone you know, “Do you wanna build a snowman?”

9. Construct a giant snow penis in lieu of an actual snowman.

10. Channel your inner Martha Stewart and try to make cookies.

11. Eat all of the dough instead of actually baking anything.

12. Ignore any and all schoolwork, because the conditions are obviously way too harsh for you to get off your ass and accomplish anything.

13. Build an igloo.

14. Give up halfway through, and then hotbox your half-constructed shell of ice and shame.

15. Drink an uncomfortable amount of wine.

16. Blast the Frozen soundtrack because you’re drunk and it seems appropriate.

17. Request that a group of pledges comes to shovel your driveway.

18. Lure one inside with hot chocolate and bad decisions.

19. Order a pizza because it might be your last meal, and it’s necessary to load up on carbs.

20. Trek your way to your favorite bar, and then tell yourself that it’s too dangerous outside to ever leave.

21. Postpone any academic obligations and instead convince yourself and those around you that there will probably be another snow day tomorrow..

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