Pickup lines. You know you can’t help but love them. They’re creepy, cheesy, lewd, hilarious, and get right to the point. Some might even call it an art form. Guys use them at bars and on Tinder all of the time. But why should they be the ones having all the fun? Here are some lines for girls to use that you NEED to add to your lexicon.
- Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, except you go down under
- Are you the deliveryman? Because I believe you have a package for me.
- Do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
- I like your last name. Can I have it?
- There’s only one sure way to find out if we are sexually compatible.
- I’m hammered, wanna nail me?
- Is it raining in here? I feel a little wet.
- I’d love to blow you…a kiss.
- You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- I’ve never been to Italy, but I would sure love to Rome around your body.
- I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
- My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
- I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
- You can call me the garbagewoman because I want to handle your junk.
- Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
- You be a tree and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
- I’m French horny for your tromboner.
- Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
- My body has 206 bones. Wanna give me another one?
- Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
- Netflix and chill?
Now go work your magic, you dirty girl, you..
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Kellie Stritz
Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.
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