- You feel like it’s a personal attack when a guy says he’s an ass man.
- Your girlfriends think they have stock in your tits, and they touch them whenever they want.
- Backless dresses exist merely to taunt you.
- Everyone assumes you also have huge nipples.
- Wearing a tank top means you’re violating the dress code in every professional establishment in the country.
- Even after putting on two sports bras, running is still closer to a form of torture than it is exercise.
- Triangle bikinis are a thing of your past.
- The ladies at Victoria’s Secret couldn’t give you a fitting to save their lives.
- You have the profound ability to make every button-up shirt look like it’s about to burst open.
- You know it’s clearly impossible to come up with enough patterned fabric to make a cute bra in anything larger than a D cup, because cute bras simply do not exist in your size.
- Motherhood is going to be cruel to your boobies.
- If you say you’ve never found crumbs in your cleavage at the end of the day or after a particularly indulgent Netflix binge, you’re lying.
- In the future, you will tell your grandchildren that “underwire” was a torture device used at the turn of the century.
- T-shirts make you look like you have a malfunctioning thyroid.
- Once a month, they’re nearly too heavy to hold up.
- You’ve been wearing a bra since the fourth grade.
- You were once told that your real size was a 30G. LOL.
- It’s incredibly rude to ask if your body parts are real, but you know that doesn’t stop some people!
- People assume you’re slutty.
- You’ve been badgered for rush boobs because you’d “really help the house.”
- No matter what, you can’t deny that you secretly love them.
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