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23 Times Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Perfectly Described The Evolution Of Your Best Friendship

  1. It all started freshman year.
  2. When you quickly learned you had the same exact interests.
  3. So it was easy to become fast friends
  4. And learn absolutely everything about each other (re: you committed each other’s drink orders to memory).
  5. You made a secret handshake
  6. And you were always down to get goofy together.
  7. And as you got older, you went through everything together.
  8. Your first mixer.
  9. And the subsequent standards meeting.
  10. And even that time you threw up in your hair.
  11. You’ve stumbled home from the bar together countless times.
  12. And totally supported each other when you went home with — err — someone else.
  13. And eventually settled into your alcoholism like all mature upperclassmen do.
  14. Eventually, you were able to call each other out for ugly outfits and embarrassing dance moves with no hesitation.
  15. But you always apologize when you take it too far.
  16. She’s the first person you went to when you decided to run for a position on your sorority’s executive board.
  17. And who you went to when you needed help writing the Facebook invitation for you 21st birthday pregame.
  18. And when you needed to tell that asshole he was going to regret fucking with you, she totally had your back.
  19. And then senior year, you always had someone to pregame chapter with, and then sit in the back pretending like E-board couldn’t see you.
  20. No shame in piping in, though, when some freshman has a crazy idea like making a shirt that says “Alpha Lush” instead of “Alpha Love”
  21. And through all the fake laughing pictures
  22. And aggressive girl fights at the bar
  23. One thing remains

And that is pretty damn special.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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