Boys are stupid. Not in the way that they’re not able to do well on tests or write well-formed essays. They just… they don’t care about Halloween like you do. And that’s stupid. For so many of them, it’s an uphill battle, usually culminating in “Fine. I’ll dress up if you figure out something for me to wear.” Well shit. You’ve spent so much time perfectly crafting your own costume that you forgot entirely about what to put your man in. Fret not. This is your chance to showcase your sense of humor, because you’re too busy trying to be naked to make your own costume funny. If you can’t come up with anything, feel free to copy some of these below.