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25 Hilarious Halloween Costumes To Force Your Boyfriend Into

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Blake Anderson

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Kip Dynamite

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Plastic army men

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Mugatu

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Jay and Silent Bob

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A rookery of penguins

And one for you.

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Are those last two dressed as shackers, or are they dressed as the… SHACKER SLASHER???

I think I just shit my pants.

Happy Halloweening, y’all.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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