The following is a real list of ways my friends have saved guys in their phones in an attempt to stop themselves from texting him…
1. Douchefuck
2. Psycho
3. He doesn’t like you!
4. YOU ARE DRUNK. PUT THE PHONE DOWN!
5. Lying Cheater
6. Do Not Respond
7. Remember how he’s 32….
8. Funky Spunk
9. Satan
10. Bad Idea
11. You’re in therapy
12. He got you sent home from formal
13. Don’t Do It
14. HPV
15. Look at that one picture of him…you know the one…I’m not kidding LOOK at it, and tell me this is a good idea.
16. When was the last time HE texted YOU
17. He’s not even a good kisser, you dumbass
18. Little Willy
19. Toxic
20. You’ll regret this tomorrow
21. STOP.
22. Ask Caitlin’s permission
23. ASSHOLE
24. You don’t miss him, you’re just lonely
25. 
…and none of them worked. Feel free to add your own below.
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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