25 Ways To Save Him In Your Phone To Stop You From Texting Him

The following is a real list of ways my friends have saved guys in their phones in an attempt to stop themselves from texting him…

1. Douchefuck

2. Psycho

3. He doesn’t like you!


5. Lying Cheater

6. Do Not Respond

7. Remember how he’s 32….

8. Funky Spunk

9. Satan

10. Bad Idea

11. You’re in therapy

12. He got you sent home from formal

13. Don’t Do It

14. HPV

15. Look at that one picture of him…you know the one…I’m not kidding LOOK at it, and tell me this is a good idea.

16. When was the last time HE texted YOU

17. He’s not even a good kisser, you dumbass

18. Little Willy

19. Toxic

20. You’ll regret this tomorrow

21. STOP.

22. Ask Caitlin’s permission


24. You don’t miss him, you’re just lonely


…and none of them worked. Feel free to add your own below.


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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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