- The hot ones are always gay.
- ‘Waterfalls’ is our jam too.
- Chad is definitely sleeping around.
- We do actually order our PSLs with that degree of specificity.
- Anything bad that happens to anyone else actually does affect us personally and you cannot take away our right to Facebook about it for likes.
- We do think Halloween is the most important day of the year.
- And we love our group costumes.
- If you think Chanel seems crazy, you haven’t seen us when it’s three days before formal deadline and we don’t have a date.
- We really do like throwing events for philanthropy. Just…not the same philanthropies.
- Officer elections ARE that dramatic.
- Ok, yes, we call each other whores. But it’s a term of endearment! Pinky swear.
- We did join a sorority to find a hot, rich husband.
- Night of a Thousand Compliments actually does sound like the best date ever.
- Everyone hates the president.
- Yes, we steal each other’s clothes. If having 83 new closets isn’t a reason to pledge, I don’t know what is.
- Being skinny, rich, and pretty are huge pluses to receiving a bid.
- Our families are that insane at Thanksgiving.
- There’s a strong chance we’d at least consider getting knocked up to get invited to our boyfriends’ family holidays.
- We LOVE Black Friday.
- We actually are worried that the Greek system will become obsolete because of our portrayal in the media.
- And we’re also committed to doing everything we can to change Greek life for the better to ensure that our traditions continue forever.
- We’re absolutely insane.
- Yeah, ok, we’re all sisters, but there’s definitely an inner clique.
- We love our dads. In spite of how embarrassing and awkward they are, we love our dads.
- We’re a size zero. Ok, yeah, maybe we’re a size four, but as far as anyone else is concerned, we’re a size zero.
- No matter what insane things we do to piss each other off, at the end of the day, sisterhood is everything.
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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com
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