The cold air is upon us, as is the sickness that always goes around this time of year: it’s feels season. This is worse than a common crush that goes away after a week or two. The feels are serious business. The feels affect your daily life. See your doctor if you are experiencing the following symptoms:
- You start slow fading your roster from the bottom tier up.
- You actively think of Snapchats to send him instead of just sending ones when they remind you of him.
- You get butterflies when you see his face.
- Whether it’s in real life, or a picture on Instagram from 57 weeks ago.
- You make plans in your head that are seasons in advanced.
- The corners of your mouth turn up whenever you talk about him.
- And your hands instinctively come up over your heart.
- And your nose scrunches a little bit.
- And you fidget around.
- And you giggle like a little school girl.
- And your voice gets to high that end of your sentence is inaudible.
- You stop tweeting single girl tweets so he doesn’t get the wrong idea.
- You put your first name with his last name.
- But this time you feel like it’s actually realistic.
- When you go shopping, you buy things with his taste in mind.
- You start using his common catchphrases.
- 80 percent are about him, involving him, or remind you of him.
- And if the conversation isn’t already about him, you make sure it is.
- You have to stop yourself from reading texts from him out loud.
- You picture him meeting your parents without wanting to jump out of a window.
- You don’t tell many people about him because you’re afraid if they find out how awesome he is they’ll steal him.
- You watch romantic comedies without getting mad at the end because you believe it can happen to you.
- You wonder what your kids would look like.
- Beautiful, of course.
- You don’t even want to have sex with him, you want to hug him so tight that you both become one person.
- JK, you definitely still wanna bang.
- Even sober..
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