- It all starts when one of your friends asks if you remember what happened last night.
- At first, you’re just like:
- But then you have this sinking feeling that things might have gotten out of control.
- That’s when you notice the funny taste in your mouth…
- And you realize you totally broke your diet last night.
- You drank a little more than you should have.
- Well, actually a lot more.
- You made out with your best friend. You aren’t too sure why, but you definitely did it.
- There’s no way you had your bitch face under control.
- You might have gotten a little bit emotional at the bar.
- You did dance moves that should never be done in public.
- Like, ever.
- And you didn’t quite have your PDA under control.
- You had a “drunk fall” at least once during the course of the evening.
- You asked a guy to buy you a drink and then completely ignored him.
- There’s no way you could have driven home.
- So you used a pledge, an ex-boyfriend, or a friend-zoned guy to give you a ride.
- And then you miiiiiight have accidentally had an adult sleepover with him.
- You totally didn’t mean to do that.
- Your ex’s name is at the top of your text list.
- And you realize that you sent him, like, ten drunken snapchats.
- That’s when you remember a conversation you had with his new girlfriend.
- Which basically makes you want to give up on life.
- You’re so embarrassed, you say you don’t remember anything that happened last night.
- But let’s be real — you totally do.
- And to be honest, you kind of loved being “that girl.”
- Because you’re fabulous, so whatever..
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