- It all starts when one of your friends asks if you remember what happened last night.

- At first, you’re just like:

- But then you have this sinking feeling that things might have gotten out of control.

- That’s when you notice the funny taste in your mouth…

- And you realize you totally broke your diet last night.

- You drank a little more than you should have.

- Well, actually a lot more.

- You made out with your best friend. You aren’t too sure why, but you definitely did it.

- There’s no way you had your bitch face under control.

- You might have gotten a little bit emotional at the bar.

- You did dance moves that should never be done in public.

- Like, ever.

- And you didn’t quite have your PDA under control.

- You had a “drunk fall” at least once during the course of the evening.

- You asked a guy to buy you a drink and then completely ignored him.

- There’s no way you could have driven home.

- So you used a pledge, an ex-boyfriend, or a friend-zoned guy to give you a ride.

- And then you miiiiiight have accidentally had an adult sleepover with him.

- You totally didn’t mean to do that.

- Your ex’s name is at the top of your text list.

- And you realize that you sent him, like, ten drunken snapchats.

- That’s when you remember a conversation you had with his new girlfriend.

- Which basically makes you want to give up on life.

- You’re so embarrassed, you say you don’t remember anything that happened last night.

- But let’s be real — you totally do.

- And to be honest, you kind of loved being “that girl.”

- Because you’re fabulous, so whatever..

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