- You have a compulsive urge to wrap cardigans around girls at the bar who are showing more than one of the three Bs (boobs, butt, belly).
- You hosted a dressy dinner party to celebrate your twenty-first birthday.
- You only play Top 40 music when someone else is in your car.
- You actually enjoy jazz, big band, swing, and Motown music.
- You can tell the difference between Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby.
- You’ve seen “Singing in the Rain” more times than you’ve seen “Mean Girls.”
- NPR is one of your set radio stations.
- You have no qualms with being in charge in a group setting with people your own age.
- You appreciate it when someone calls you “ma’am.”
- You’ve referred to people your own age as “kids these days.”
- Even as a child of the ‘90s, you found Britney, Lindsay, and Hilary to be downright infantile.
- As far as you’re concerned, One Direction is either north, south, east, or west.
- You think Justin Beiber is a little punk who needs to learn some respect.
- You google the lyrics to rap songs because you have no idea what they’re saying.
- You must then refer to Urban Dictionary to decipher the majority of those lyrics.
- You can admit that if not for Urban Dictionary, you would be pretty much clueless about most slang.
- You’ve never related to the song “Forever Young.”
- You find men your own age less than appealing.
- You can freely admit that some nights, you’d genuinely prefer to stay home in your comfy jammies and watch “Golden Girls” than go out to bars.
- Sometimes you feel like the only one who notices just how incredibly dirty and loud bars can be.
- You give wise, sagacious advice.
- You use words like “sagacious.”
- Ever since freshman year, your friends have come to you when they need advice or feel homesick.
- You’ve likely been a member of a book club at some point.
- You’ve pondered taking up knitting.
- When a friend needs to know if an outfit is “appropriate,” she asks you first.
- You’re over wearing heels every time you go out.
- Older guys hit on you, then get really freaked out when they find out you’re still in college.
- TomorrowWorld and Bonnaroo sound like your idea of hell.
- As does anyplace where it’s loud and crowded and there’s nowhere to sit.
- The Viking River Cruise commercials excite you.
- You’re ready for dinner by 5 p.m..
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