- Check in at your local airport via Facebook.
- And post any old photo from an airplane window.
- Drink only at local coffee shops the entire summer.
- Bonus points if they have foreign names.
- But make sure to only order espressos.
- Because frapps doesn’t exist in Europe.
- Take a ton of ~artsy~ photos in front of old brick buildings.
- And caption said photos with a vague Italian phrase.
- Eat artisanal ice cream at least once per week.
- Or invest in a cute bowl and just eat generic ice cream.
- But make sure to update Snapchat with pics of said dessert.
- Attempt to learn basic French or Italian.
- Practice said language when ordering ice cream, pizza, etc.
- Inevitably give up and order in English.
- Blatantly ignore America’s 21+ alcohol laws and go clubbing.
- But make sure it’s on an obscure weekday.
- Find a cute foreign boy on the dance floor.
- Pretend he’s foreign, at least.
- Make him drive you back to his flat on his moped.
- But ubering back to his apartment will do, too.
- And in the morning, force him to make you crepes.
- Or pancakes.
- Find authentic bakeries in your hometown.
- And if that fails, I hear Dunkin’ Donuts has great croissants.
- Or try a toaster strudel.
- Those are German, right?
- Locate a field of flowers.
- Or your mom’s garden.
- Take a candid photo while frolicking amongst the flowers and plants.
- Check in at any European airport via Facebook.
- Post a mandatory, weepy paragraph about having to come home.
- Endlessly complain about Western culture when you “return.”.
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