While it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, it seems like it’s been fall forever. You’ve been on your hayrides, you’ve picked your apples, and you’ve ordered more PSLs than you can count. For some, this is just the beginning, and these girls will be drinking pumpkin spice until it runs in their veins. For the rest of us, though, we’re pretty much over it already. If you identify more with these items than with outfits composed of leggings, vests, and flannel, you’re definitely over fall.
- You’ve already consumed as many PSLs as you can stomach, and you’re ready to order skinny peppermint mochas until January.
- You’ve already started listening to Christmas music…
- …and decorating….
- …and shopping for presents. Basically anything Christmas-related, you’re on board with.
- No one gives you presents for Thanksgiving.
- You don’t have a boyfriend to take cute fall pictures with, or you don’t anymore after making him take you apple-picking for the 14th time.
- Burnt orange and brown look way worse on you than pea coats and shades of red.
- Seasonal allergies.
- You’d like the weather to at least be predictable, thank you very much. Planning outfits for a day with temperatures that fluctuate by 40 degrees is exhausting.
- Winter break > fall break. What am I supposed to do with a two-day break anyway?
- Now that Halloween’s over, you’d just as soon skip over Thanksgiving. Getting interrogated about your finals and why you don’t have a boyfriend? Pass.
- Your wardrobe doesn’t have room for both your summer and winter clothes to be out at the same time.
- It’s still warm enough to have to continue to shave, and honestly, you’re over it until next March.
- Christmas has Mass. Mass has wine. You like wine.
- Ice skating is such a better date than pumpkin picking.
- You completed all of your Instagrammable fall activities by Halloween, and you can’t bear to go until December without having activities worthy of a post.
- You’d like to put your self-tanner away until next spring, thank you very much.
- You’re ready to go to the store without seeing pumpkin-spiced everything as an option. I mean, come on. Who really needs pumpkin spice toothpaste? No one. That’s who.
- Your outfit will look the same as literally every other girl’s until December 1st, and you’re ready to be the center of attention again.
- If Starbucks has moved onto red cups, you should be moving on too.
- Besides, how are you going to Instagram a red holiday Christmas cup in full-on fall attire? You can’t.
- No one expects you to go outdoors for anything in the winter.
- The only baking you’re interested in doing is your makeup.
- The only thing you’re currently thankful for is not having to deal with your extended family at the moment.
- You’ve already started planning your holiday parties. You told everyone it was to reserve the date early, but you really just can’t wait.
- You prefer all of the leaves and foliage to be dead, like your soul.
- You honestly can’t wait until January for the next season of “The Bachelor.”
- Fall is matte. Winter is glitter.
- You want Chick-fil-A’s peppermint shakes, and you want them right now.
- All seasonal items are better in the winter than the fall. Until they’re out, you’ll just have to forego your white chocolate cravings for well-seasoned vegetables. Yum?
- You don’t believe in flannel.
- You’ve been ready for everyone to stop talking about football since it started.
- ….did I already mention that it’s almost Christmas?.
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