Mama always said I could be anything I wanted to be, so when I grow up, I want to be:

1. An ice cream tester.
2. A judge on “Chopped.”
3. A professional beer pong player.
4. The host of “The Price is Right.”
5. A chocolate connoisseur.
6. A professional bed tester.
7. A whiskey ambassador.
8. A cat.
9. A professor at Hogwarts.
10. Blake Lively.
11. The Queen of Genovia.
12. The person who names OPI nail polishes.
13. Leonardo DiCaprio’s wife.
14. A stormchaser.
15. A Pintrester.
16. A professional nap taker.
17. A glass blower on the island of Murano.
18. A professional bar crawler.
19. A dog behavior consultant.
20. A time traveler.
21. A dolphin trainer.
22. A spin instructor at a resort in Riviera Maya, Mexico.
23. Daenerys Targaryen.
24. A professional event attendee.
25. A tour manager for the first band in space (preferably Proto Zoa).
26. A mermaid.
27. Beyoncé.
28. Catwoman.
29. The winner of “Iron Chef.”
30. A tour guide at Jurassic Park (before it got shut down and people got eaten).
31. A beta tester for all Apple products.
32. A stained glass artist living on the beach.
33. A fairy in “FernGully.”
34. A wine taster.

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Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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