I think I speak for us all when I say we know the unfortunate truth is that men simply cannot be trusted. Whether it be to save the drama, an attempt to impress you, for the sake of sparing feelings, or just because they think it might improve their chances of getting laid, we’ve all heard and received the lies at some point.
- “She’s not my girlfriend.”
- “I’m not cold.”
- “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
- “I’ve only slept with four other girls.”
- “No, I don’t watch porn.”
- “No, she’s not hot at all.”
- “I’m just out with the guys.”
- “You’re not wearing makeup? I couldn’t even tell.”
- “I really like you, and I’m not just saying that because I want to hook up right now.”
- “I don’t talk to my ex anymore.”
- “You’re the best sex I’ve ever had.”
- “I would like you even if you weren’t hot.”
- “I just want to cuddle.”
- “I’ve never seen that girl before.”
- “I like all your friends.”
- “I’m not threatened by your guy friend.”
- “I’m not trying to avoid you.”
- “Really? I love The Notebook too.”
- “I could never lie to you.”
- “I swear it’s eight inches.”
- “No, I was totally listening.”
- “I totally remembered it was our anniversary.”
- “My friends all love you.”
- “Yeah, I work out.”
- “No, it’s okay. I want to pay.”
- “I’ve never had a gay thought.”
- “I’m sorry.”
- “Don’t worry, my mom loves you.”
- “I want to do whatever you want to do.”
- “You don’t want your salad? Yeah, you can have some of mine.”
- “No, I’d rather stay in with you.”
- “I’m going to break up with her soon.”
- “I’m not saving your nudes.”
- “I didn’t show your nudes to all of my friends.”
- “It’s okay, you don’t have to swallow.”
- “Nah, I don’t wanna do butt stuff.”
- “I love your parents.”
- “Your sister is not hotter than you.”
- “It’s not you, it’s me.”.
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