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39 Signs You Just Don’t Care Anymore

by Rachel Page

You snapchat double-chin selfies.
You put them on your story.
You take as many slices of pizza as your heart desires.
You don’t mind being the first to get food at catered events.
You “mom dance.”
And you do it front of boys.
You’ll take a posed Instagram photo in front of whoever is watching.
And ask just about anyone to take the photo.
And if you don’t like it, you’ll ask for another one.
You’re an outfit repeater.
You’ve gone out in Nike shorts or leggings.
Or with no makeup.
Or with your hair up in a bun.
Or you go full glam.
You’ll wear heels when no one else is.
It’s really hard for you to get embarrassed.
You’ve had an unpopular hairstyle at one point.
Like bangs.
You’ll go to the bathroom by yourself.
You don’t mind showing up places solo.
You’ll tell anybody basically anything.
You don’t worry about your “number.”
You will take a selfie no matter the surroundings.
You post a lot on social media.
Or you don’t really post at all.
You curse in public.
Or discuss sexual encounters.
Or bodily functions.
You double text.
And sometimes triple text (depending on the number of drinks.)
You embarrass your parents in social settings sometimes.
You tend to be loud.
You eat off your friends’ plates.
You buy your tampons with pride.
Or *gulp* condoms.
You’ll be the first to go up and talk to a guy.
You will sing anywhere.
With coordinating dance moves to go along with it.
You’ve told guys that girls do, in fact, fart..

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