There’s nothing wrong with being skinny-fat. Again, for the people in the back: there’s nothing wrong with being skinny-fat. It’s simply a body type, just like petite or thin or athletic. Skinny-fat is someone who is not quite skinny, but not quite fat either. You’ve got love handles and maybe a few pounds hanging around, but for the most part, you look outwardly “skinny.” It’s a strange body type to have, but you love it because it’s yours. Here are a few things you’ll only understand if you’re skinny-fat.
- You know exactly what styles you can and can’t pull off.
- Crop top? No. Shift dress that pulls away from your body? Yes.
- You look for fabrics and clothing types that skim your body, not cling to it.
- You never wear a bathing suit without high-waisted shorts.
- You don’t really know what a diet is.
- You just eat the food you want and your body pretty much stays the same lump of mush.
- Not a bad lump of mush, but not a great one either.
- You’re not bothered by your body type enough to do anything to actually change it.
- Sure, you could stand to work out a few days a week.
- And maybe cutting out a few carbs and alcohol would help you shed those few pesky pounds.
- But you won’t do any of that, because you’re perfectly fine with looking mediocre.
- Your fitness habits are inconsistent at best and nonexistent at worst.
- Your diet consists of ordering a salad every two weeks when you feel bloated and eating whatever you want the rest of the time.
- Your fast metabolism is a blessing and a curse.
- On one hand, you can eat whatever you want and still look decent.
- On the other hand, you have absolutely no willpower.
- You’ve seen your abs before, so you know they exist.
- They’ll occasionally make an appearance if you’re sick and don’t eat that much for a few days.
- Or if you actually, you know, try.
- Cheese and alcohol are staples of your diet.
- And considering every diet ever makes you cut out those two things, you’re not going to start yours anytime soon.
- Your friends hate when you complain about your body type.
- They say things like, “Shut up, skinny-fat doesn’t exist!” or “If you wear a size small, you’re skinny.”
- The roll of fat around your stomach and the cellulite in your thighs indicates otherwise.
- Your muffin top can beat up all the other muffin tops out there.
- You’ve tried eating healthier, but you just love cheeseburgers and chicken tenders too much to give them up.
- The fat on your body likes to hang out in the same place. Usually your lower belly, thighs, and arms.
- If you flap your arms hard enough, you might literally be able to fly away, but yeah, people still consider you “skinny.”
- And whenever your weight is more up than down, the weight conveniently appears on just those problem areas.
- You literally just want to lose three pounds, but all in one area.
- You didn’t know it was possible for someone of your weight to have seven chins.
- Whenever you’re out to dinner and someone asks you, “Are you really going to eat all that?” you take it as a challenge.
- You can. And you do.
- “Where does it all go?” is usually that same person’s follow up question.
- You don’t have an answer. You would also like to know how you can eat two entrees at dinner and not become obese.
- You should be studied. You’re like a medical marvel.
- You’ve accepted the fact that you’ll never have a flat stomach or thinner thighs.
- You’ve come to love your pot belly and your thunder thighs.
- Maybe one day when your metabolism slows down you’ll change, but for now, you’re perfectly happy living the skinny-fat lifestyle.
Pass the cookies. .