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43 Things You Thought You Outgrew, But Continue To Do Because You’re In A Sorority

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  1. Tutus.
  2. Having a leader of your group.
  3. Flash tattoos.
  4. Crafting everything.
  5. And then giving your artwork as presents.
  6. Rocking big t-shirts.
  7. Silly poses for pictures.
  8. Glitter.
  9. Having a mom at home who expects you to obey all of the rules.
  10. Imitating and obsessing over princesses.
  11. Being friends with every chick you are compelled to be around.
  12. Except that bitch Katie because she won’t quit stealing your pink lipstick and playing with YOUR boyfriend.
  13. Playing dress up.
  14. Having secret handshakes.
  15. And secret passwords.
  16. Matching shirts with your best friends.
  17. Sleepovers including boys after festivities.
  18. Big hair bows.
  19. Taking cutesy little trips with your crew.
  20. Singing your own songs.
  21. Monograms.
  22. Trying to participate in as many activities at school as you can.
  23. Chokers.
  24. Getting in trouble for not making good grades.
  25. Giant pearls.
  26. Attending exciting social functions involving boys that include meals and dessert, fun activities, and pictures.
  27. Owning a pretty planner that probably contains stickers.
  28. Playing on the same sports team as boys.
  29. Fanny packs.
  30. Perfecting your room with your handmade decorations.
  31. Attending holiday events that are taken way too seriously.
  32. Thinking some boys literally have cooties, or something along those lines.
  33. Ugly Christmas sweaters.
  34. Face painting.
  35. Taking pictures with props.
  36. Carving pumpkins.
  37. Wearing tennis shoes everywhere.
  38. Owning special cups.
  39. Glow in the dark decorations.
  40. And glow in the dark body paint.
  41. Pretending to know how to walk in heels flawlessly.
  42. Letting someone else do your hair for memorable events.
  43. Your appearance doing better than your performance playing sports.
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Kellie Stritz

Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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