1. Will they ever get rid of Chris Harrison as a host?
2. Why do we always call him Chris Harrison and never just Chris?
3. When will he find love?
4. I swear him and Andi Dorfman might actually be dating. I’ll look it up.
5. I can’t believe her and Josh Murray broke up.
6. Or that she dumped Chris Soules.
7. Let’s see what he’s up to.
8. Oh, hell. Might as well Wikipedia every season’s favorites to see what they’re doing now.
9. Does everyone who has previously been on The Bachelor have to post “Bachelor Season whatever” in their IG/Twitter bio?
10. Okay, start paying attention to what’s going on right now.
11. If you can’t get along with other girls what guy will want to date you?
12. Fake tears.
13. Non-blurred out panty shot.
14. I can’t believe I liked her the first episode.
15. Still don’t know this girl’s name.
16. I’m pretty sure that girl and I would be BFFs in real life.
17. Do they all have white converse or what?
18. Is having perfect hair a requirement for this show?
19. I wonder what alcohol they have in stock at the house?
20. I want to see more BTS bloopers, what do they do all day?
21. There’s no way she would normally say that to the camera, like yeah I’d probably be thinking it, but still.
22. OMG. Where did she get that shirt? Cause I NEED IT.
23. I’ll tweet and ask her.
24. No, I won’t. I’ll wait for someone else to and just see if she replies.
25. Do they borrow each other’s clothes a lot?
26. What if you let someone borrow your dress and they got sent home during the rose ceremony …awk.
27. I wonder if he already knows which one he likes the best.
28. He seems to like her. He smiles a lot at her.
29. Did she really just do that?
30. Well, she totally just screwed up my bracket.
31. Oh, they’re going to a tropical country. Of course.
32. This date is romantic if you like making out privately, and by privately I mean in front of the fourteen-person camera crew.
33. They spend maybe a total of 24 hours actually one on one with this guy, can they really be in love, like really?
34. Would I say yes if he proposed to me?
35. I would prob be like Becca if he didn’t choose me. I love her.
36. What would I do if I were in this situation?
37. I would make an awesome contestant for “The Bachelorette.”
38. What could I have them film in my hometown?
39. Ugh, why do they always try to switch up who is actually going to go home.
40. I think I recognize the voice of the girl crying.
41. She’s narrating a lot, she’s going home.
42. Or are they tricking us?
43. Why is he crying, though?
44. I can’t even deal with this “To Be Continued” crap.

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