- Well, here goes nothing.
- Of course he had to wear tight pants. Thanks for the challenge, asshole.
- Thank god, boxer briefs.
- If this had been a tighty-whitey situation, I would have had to abort.
- Eh, not bad. Good length, decent girth.
- Oh, hands in my hair? That’s nice.
- Using the hands in my hair to try and choke me with your dick? Not nice.
- Ah, here we go. A nice bobbing rhythm.
- Maybe if I moan, he’ll think I’m into it.
- Yuck, pube in my teeth.
- It wouldn’t kill you to manscape, dude.
- Sweet Jesus, he’s taking forever.
- Am I bad at this?
- Nah, it must be him.
- I should have known he’d have whiskey dick when he couldn’t get his belt off.
- I swear, if I get lock-jaw from this, I’m suing.
- Maybe eye contact will help.
- He looks like he’s possessed.
- And not in a cute way, in a horror movie, gonna eat my eyeballs kind of way.
- I wonder what I look like when I cum.
- I hope not like that.
- Think I can stop to pull my hair back?
- Better not.
- Looks like I’m gonna have to play with his balls to move this along.
- Balls are sooooooooooooo weird.
- Sort of like little mini boobs without nipples.
- Stop saying you are gonna cum. Don’t get my hopes up.
- Oh wait, you really are?
- Decision time.
- Swallowing doesn’t seem like a good idea on top of the tequila shots I did earlier.
- Spitting seems kind of rude.
- Boobs would be ok, but the last guy I let do that had bad aim.
- It’s a miracle I’m not blind in that eye now.
- Whoops, too late.
- Do not throw up. Do not throw up.
- How long do I have to lay here before I go brush my teeth?
- One minute? Two?
- Screw it, I have to pee.
- If you fall asleep before I get back for my turn, I will fucking kill you.
- Toothpaste on my finger it is.
- I really need to start carrying a toothbrush.
- Does that make me a slut?
- Gargle, gargle, gargle.
- Seriously, you’re snoring? You asshole.
- At least move over so I can lie down.
- If you’re think you’re getting another one of those in the morning, you’re mistaken..
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