- Why. The fuck. Is my alarm going off?
- Oh yeah, I have a JOB.
- I don’t even get up this early for class.
- At least I’m not hungover, though.
- Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
- I’m going to actually look nice today.
- Lol, yeah, right.
- Alright, an eight-hour day isn’t that bad. It’s not like I have anything better to do today.
- Okay, it’s not like I have anything better to do that will pay me anyway.
- *Calculates how many bottles of wine I can buy with the amount of money I’ll make today.*
- Homegirl’s gonna get druuuuunk!
- Okay, focus. It’s unprofessional to think about being intoxicated while at work.
- Where can a girl get some more coffee?
- I’ll only go on Pinterest for five minutes.
- Okay, maybe five more.
- Is it smart or counterintuitive to online shop at work?
- Smart, because technically I’m making money *to* shop right now.
- Is it lunchtime yet?
- Shit, I have to pee again. I swear I’m quitting coffee next week.
- I wonder what my pledge class will think of this really cute skirt I just bought. I should send them a picture.
- Oh and my big because she will know exactly which of her tops I can pair it with.
- What should I have for lunch today?
- Maybe I should make a Twitter poll for it.
- No, I’ll just text my best friend she’s good at making my decisions for me.
- A marg sounds so good right now.
- No drinks with lunch, I know better than to wish for things I can’t have.
- HOW is this day only half over.
- I suppose five more minutes on Pinterest wouldn’t hurt.
- It’s not weird to plan my wedding even though I’m about as close to having a boyfriend as I am to becoming Beyoncé right?
- While I’m at it, I should probably tag my roommate in something cute so she doesn’t forget about me.
- I love quizzes.
- My ex is totally that type of asshole!
- Okay, I should get some real work done now.
- I’m going to punch you in the face if you ask me to do one more thing.
- Praise Jesus, more coffee.
- Wow, the guy who just walked in is so hot.
- I hope he doesn’t see me staring.
- Actually, I hope he does and falls madly in love with me at first sight.
- Ugh, I wish my sisters were here to appreciate his beauty.
- I miss my sisters.
- I really, really miss my sisters.
- No, I’m not crying a piece of dust is attacking my eye.
- How many days until we go back?
- As if I haven’t been counting down for weeks.
- FINALLY TIME TO GO HOME!
- Okay, just walk calmly to the car, don’t seem overeager to get out of here.
- I should totally go out tonight, I need to drink off the stress of this day.
- Who am I kidding? I’m going to binge watch “Gilmore Girls” all night.
- Is it Friday yet?.
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