Reality TV fame is calling your name. The only question at hand is which reality TV path will you take?
The Bachelor/The Bachelorette
Sorority girls are perfect for The Bachelor. This is no mystery. Time and time again your good pal Chris Harrison unknowingly (or maybe knowingly?) ends up with at least three former sorority girls on each season. Even everyone’s problematic favorite, Olivia, was in a sorority (TCU Chi Omega, but you didn’t hear it from me). It just makes sense. You can live in a house full of girls. You feel completely comfortable (and confident) being in a cocktail dress and heels. I mean, “can I steal you for a minute?” is essentially the most used line during recruitment. You’re great at fighting for attention. You’ve been known for your man snatching abilities. The list goes on and on. Did I mention the never ending wine that ABC supplies? Enough said.
America’s Next Top Model
Hello, have you seen your Instagram? With a plethora of triple digit liked pictures, it’s honestly shocking that Wilhelmina hasn’t given you a call already. You’re the master of posing. You’ve got the nonchalant candid down. You’ve perfected the clavicle pop. Being a model wouldn’t even be that much of a lifestyle change. You already let your friend play photographer while you act ~natural~, doing total model things like gazing into the distance with a stoic expression. You can even do the fish gape without looking silly!!! You were born for this. Plus, you think you’re like, really pretty.
Toddlers & Tiaras
Was this show created for toddlers? Yeah, maybe. But these “toddlers” would never stand a chance against you. You already think you’re a princess, all that’s left is to prove it. Tutus, glitter, bows, a larger than life tiara, what about that isn’t a TSM??? You can even throw a hissy fit like a toddler!!! The only thing separating you from those little pipsqueaks is that your “go-go juice” contains a little bit more alcohol.
Bad Girls Club
Yet another situation involving living in a house with a bunch of crazy girls. Are you a bad girl? Yes. Are you in a club? Basically. Being on Bad Girls Club would allow you to embrace the hot mess that you truly are and wear it like a badge. All that crazy you’ve been trying to hide away for so long can finally be unleashed. It would honestly be therapeutic.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
You’ve been keeping up with the Kardashians for as long as you can remember. You know them better than you know yourself. They taught you everything you know. You get up in the morning with your contour brush of choice in hand, ready to fight off haters with #BreakTheInternet worthy selfie. You’ve even caught yourself saying “bible” here and there. You’re basically a Kardashian at this point. You have hundreds of sisters already, so what’s five more gonna hurt?.
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