- Jump out of a plane without a parachute.
- Have Ryan Reynolds offer to have sex with me, and be on my period.
- Find out that Harry Styles is actually gay.
- Get a misspelled facial tattoo.
- Be stuck at home alone for the summer with no friends.
- Be over the age of 21 and still get denied from a bar.
- Find a cockroach in my sports bra.
- Have a bird poop on my head every time I’m having a perfect hair day.
- Find the last parking space in the garage and have it turn out to be a tiny car instead of an open space.
- Trip and fall walking into a bar.
- Be trapped on a 14-hour flight next to a crying baby.
- Sit next to Leonardo di Caprio on a flight but have terrible gas the entire time.
- Step in water immediately after putting on fresh socks.
- Bite into an unpopped popcorn kernel, have it explode, and lose a tooth.
- Have a constant hangnail.
- Listen to the Real Housewives argue about who sits where at the dinner table for the rest of my life.
- Have every episode of every show I care about spoiled before I can watch it.
- Open the text from that dude I’m avoiding right now.
- Receive daily dick pics.
- Always receive decaf coffee instead of regular.
- Go to the gym for hours and then realize my FitBit was dead the whole time.
- Trip on uneven ground any time I wear heels and have everyone think I’m just hammered.
- Have my nudes leaked on the Internet.
- Receive daily Snapchats of my ex and his new girlfriend frolicking happily.
- Be given a bob instead of lob.
- Run into a guy I’ve slept with when I’m leaving the gym all red and sweaty and gross.
- Have any kind of sexually-related nickname at a fraternity.
- Be subjected to a beer shower every time I go out.
- Be told that the only eye makeup I can wear is black eyeliner that goes all the way around, 2009-style.
- Go back to looking as dorky as I did in middle school.
- Realize at the end of the day that my contour was way too aggressive.
- Tell my dad about my sex life.
- Dye my hair blue.
- Have all my fingernails ripped out.
- Drink my coffee black for the rest of my life.
- Get hit by a campus bus.
- Require emergency medical aid but only have the incompetent people at student health to save my life.
- Only be able to watch ESPN specials on Netflix.
- Get invited to the Met Gala and then have the world’s worst wardrobe malfunction.
- Have all of my eyebrow hairs fall out.
- Get really fat really fast.
- Be in a long distance relationship with someone I don’t trust.
- Get into a bar fight and lose.
- Get braces again.
- Have to write only in cursive forever.
- Only be able to speak using quotes from KUWTK.
- Get shitty lip fillers and not be able to fix them.
- Total my car and be forced to drive my grandma’s minivan.
- Get roasted to death in a tanning bed.
- Be eaten by a dragon.
- Have Jon Snow die again.
- Have my favorite makeup/perfume/hair product get discontinued.
- Drop my sorority..
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