I’ve never been a huge Martha Stewart fan. Like most women I don’t like, she pretends to be a shining beacon of class at all times. It’s one thing if you’re actually like that. There is a special place in my heart for this adorable girl I went to school with who didn’t drink, didn’t hook up, and most importantly didn’t judge the people who did. She was precious, and I wanted to put her in my pocket to prove to people that the legend of the girl who lived like it was 1896 was true. However, most women aren’t like that, they just put on this holier-than-thou facade in an effort to judge the shit out of anyone who doesn’t care as much about stupid shit as they do. Martha Stewart had always been one of those women to me, until recently.
Be it the fact that she’s an ex-convict, or that she’s now 71 and she no longer has a need to protect her reputation, Martha Stewart gave an interview with Andy Cohen, during which she admitted to her wild side. She’s done some sexting, of course she can roll a joint, and has she had a threesome? Maybe! Check out exactly what Martha was willing to admit to.
I like her more already.
[via Philly.com]
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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