Dancing With The Stars, for all sixteen seasons, has been a place where celebrities go for an opportunity to revive their dead careers. Very few seem to be able to do so, but we enjoy watching our favorite men the men we struggle to remember prance around in tights, nonetheless.
This season, alongside Leah Remini, Corbin Bleu, Valerie Harper, my girl Snooki, and some people I’ve never heard of, 57-year-old Bill Nye will be gracing the stage, and dancing his way back into our hearts. Just like that, my faith in humanity has been restored. In fact, I’m going home to build an experimental volcano right now. Maybe I’ll snack on some nitrogen ice cream, or figure out how to make “elephant toothpaste.” Heck. Maybe I’ll sneak into the Liberty Science Center or dry hump a biology major so we could both learn a little something in our time together.
I mean, have you ever seen nerds dance? I’ve been out with the tech department, and if that’s any indication, we’re in for a treat (just kidding, tech guy). Though I’ve always been Team Snooks, my DWTS allegiance has already been pledged to BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
Enjoy:
[via Huffington Post]
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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