After 22 years of marriage, the man whose face is stuck with eternal bitch brows has separated from Satan, otherwise known as Kris Jenner. For years, Kris has been micro-managing every single member of her fame whore clan, but it looks like Bruce has finally located his balls and the pair has split. I can’t help but wonder if the resurfacing of Brody and Brandon in Bruce’s life (hey! they’re all B names! I guess Kris and Bruce do have something in common!) has anything to do with his split from the notoriously materialistic glamazon.
The couple spoke to E!, the Doctor Frankenstein to our Kardashian monster, exclusively.
“We are living separately and we are much happier this way…But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
There is currently no word on whether or not Kris and her slave husband will divorce, or why they made the decision to live apart from one another, but of course, the number one question on everyone’s minds is WHAT does this mean for reality TV? The two have been slowly spending time in separate mansions throughout the latest season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, or whichever of its 25 spinoffs is currently airing. Their official separation was announced today, with more details to come.
[via E!]
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