- Being at least fifteen minutes early to everything, but getting pissed when everyone else isn’t there yet.
- Responding to emails/texts within 10 minutes of receiving them and getting annoyed if it takes the other person more than thirty minutes to respond.
- Having a calendar, iCalendar, weekly calendar, daily planner, and a to-do list.
- Jotting notes down, then re-writing them neatly, then typing them up.
- Putting your clothes away directly after getting them out of the dryer.
- Putting clothes away also means folding, hanging, and separating, not just shoving them into drawers.
- Clothes don’t even touch the floor: body —> laundry basket.
- You wouldn’t even recognize your bed if it wasn’t made.
- Leaving out any paper, bags, items, books, or anything unattended is considered “clutter” and it will be put into a drawer, bag or thrown out.
- It’s nice you take your shoes off at the door, but can you also please neatly stack them.
- People who go in your car would think it’s brand new based off of the weekly vacuuming/detailing you do.
- Weekend mornings are spent cleaning everything you didn’t have time to during the hectic week.
- Leaving dishes in the sink gives you anxiety.
- You get giddy in the cleaning aisle of Target.
- And the entire organizational section of Staples.
- Telling your friends to come a half hour earlier than they actually need to.
- You text people “Here.” before you actually are, so they arrive promptly.
- You set at least three alarms for anything you actually have to do.
- You have files for EVERYTHING on your desktop because you can’t have random files.
- Your biggest accomplishment was learning how to fold a fitted sheet.
- The smell the of bleach and laundry detergent turns you on.
- You don’t buy anything major until you know it’s exact location and how it will fit into what you already have.
- Two words: Color. Coding.
- As a child, you DIED for a label maker.
- Packing means having absolutely anything and everything you or anyone else could possibly ever need.
- Even when you go on vacation, the first thing you do is unpack and organize your clothes and essentials.
- Spring Cleaning is a year round event.
- You don’t know what it’s like to lose something, because you always have a spot for everything.
- Even in other people’s homes you have an urge to fix/improve/clean.
- Nothing can be solved without a to-do list or excel sheet.
- We plan events that aren’t even our own because we know we’re better at it.
- Why would I ask for help? They might mess it up.
- We see where our friends are coming from when they have an intervention and say we’re too uptight, but we have no intention of changing….
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