Meet Lane, a little girl whose mother is a (former professional) seamstress. All little girls want to meet Disney Princesses, and all little girls want to be Disney Princesses, but thanks to her mom’s incredible sewing skills, Lane is far closer to it than we’ll ever be. Did I say “we”? I meant they — the little girls — a group I am no longer a part of. Do we just give up and let her win Halloween now, or…?