- Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.
- Not being excited about your birthday because 20 is a stupid age. TSM.
- “So, where did you end up last night?” TSM.
- Worrying about the wage gap, not the thigh gap. TSM.
- Elsa and Anna putting sisters before misters. TSM.
- My sorority is bae. TSM.
- Being so obsessed with your sorority family that your actual family gets jealous. TSM.
- Shack shirts: doubling as sleep shirts and souvenirs since the beginning of time. TSM.
- Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.
- I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.
- “I meannnnnnnnnnnn…” TSM.
- A moment of silence for all the cute shit you’ve lost at a frat house. TSM.
- There is never an inappropriate time for wine or Beyoncé. TSM.
- Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.
- Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.
- I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.
- Finding any excuse to add glitter. TSM.
- Smirking to stop yourself from saying something bitchy. TSM.
- What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.
- FLOWER HEADBANDS AREN’T STUPID. YOU ARE. TSM.
- Having to begin every story about the night before with “So apparently…” TSM.
- Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.
- Philanthropy events are like the gym. You don’t want to go, but once you’re there, you feel pretty good about yourself. TSM.
- Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.
- I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.
- “She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.
- Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.
- A grades, D cups. TSM.
- Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.
- So You Think You Can Even. TSM.
- My heart doesn’t care about him. My mind is mad at him. My body just wants to do him. TSM.
- Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.
- Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.
- Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.
- Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.
- “I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
- The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.
- Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.
- Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.
- Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.
- Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.
- Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.
- My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.
- “I know who your big is.” TSM.
- Having the looks to marry a rich and successful man, and the brains to be rich and successful yourself. TSM.
- Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.
- Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.
- I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.
- Judging a guy by his ability to unhook your bra. TSM.
- Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM..
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