I didn’t watch the Super Bowl last night. Not a single minute of it. By the time the game had ended, I was still too hungover from the night before to even consider getting off my couch, let be alone forced to drink and look cute for a bunch of people who would inevitably be focused on something I didn’t care about.
Of course this means I missed out on things like the awesome commercials the Super Bowl is famous for, as well as the majority of Katy Perry’s half-time show. What I did not miss, however, was the sharks. Those sharks with their uncoordinated attempt at what appeared to be the Macarena were all over social media. One could even argue that they stole the show from Katy’s boobs, which were surprisingly amiss.
But who are the men behind the sharks? One of them is a long-time backup dancer of Perry’s named Scott Myrick. To be frank, he’s a babe.
Alright, shark man. Take a bite out of me..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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