Because everyone loves hump day.
- You got a new haircut and someone needs to compliment you.
- The bar near your apartment has $2 drinks before 9:00.
- Your boyfriend is having a “guy’s night”.
- The couple in the apartment above you is having really loud sex.
- You bought new makeup and need an excuse to put it on.
- You don’t start class until 10:00 tomorrow.
- Your ex’s sister’s best friend’s boyfriend’s cousin is in town and you need to prove you’re over him.
- You saw that one Geico commercial that one time and you really like camels.
- The grocery store was out of fat free ice cream so you had to buy low fat and you’re really upset about it.
- Your boobs look awesome today.
- You bought a new flavor of vodka that your friend said doesn’t taste horrible.
- You shaved your legs and they’re really smooth and someone should feel them.
- “Wacky Wednesday” didn’t come from nowhere.
- You painted your nails and you only sort of messed them up.
- If the day’s about getting humped then you should be, too.
- Your friend thinks she saw her boyfriend check out the waitress.
- Someone told you your eyebrows look nice.
- You ran two entire miles at the gym.
- He hasn’t texted you back and it’s already been 20 minutes.
- It’s been three whole days since you last wore heels.
- Your favorite store had a sale and you need to celebrate.
- You had coffee at 5:00 so you’re going to be up late anyway.
- He texted you back and all he said was “K”.
- You need an excuse to drunk eat.
- You haven’t blacked out while singing karaoke in awhile.
- You woke up late and missed breakfast so you need to make up those calories somehow.
- It’s Wednesday..