- When you’re done apologizing to the standards chair.
- When your name is called during roll senior year.
- When you see your best friend after winter break.
- When you go home with a frat boy after a mixer.
- And how you feel the next morning.
- The first time you lay your eyes on your little.
- Your internal dialogue with every PNM during recruitment.
- When someone says you pay for your friends.
- On Panhellenic “love.”
- Every time you drink second semester senior year.
- When your risk management chair tells you you’re too drunk and you need to go home.
- When people ask you about the text bomb you sent last night.
- Your one-night stand bragging about you to his friends.
- When you get naked, because your boyfriend’s texting instead of paying attention to you.
- When a freshman tries to sass you.
- Your only form of hazing.
- And, like, three minutes later.
- When people ask about your accomplishments.