If you watch OITNB, or if you are alive and have regular access to the internet, you know that everyone is pretty much going crazy over season three’s newest addition. Her name is Stella, and she’s played by Ruby Rose, a former model, MTV host, and all-around perfect human being. She has apparently been on the Australian radar for awhile, but to most of us, she’s a new discovery. And holy crap, she is beautiful.
What is it about Ruby Rose that is making everyone lose their shit? Personally, I think it’s because she has a feminine, Bieber-esque attraction mixed with enough edge to give her a dangerous allure. She’s unique, her bone structure is killer, and I really want to drink a beer (or seven) with her. She’s making everyone feel all sorts of ways, and this is a whole new sexual awakening for those of us who were sure we were content with men. I’m pretty sure I’d have a hard time finding a carbon-based human on this planet who would not jump into bed with Ruby, and this is probably the reason that the internet is going fucking crazy.
I think I'm gay https://t.co/JTT0vT3sOw
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) June 15, 2015
Why is everyone going crazy? Because LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. LOOK AT HER.
That’s it. I’m done with dick. .
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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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