- Balancing a high GPA, a social life, sorority events, other organizations on campus, and a job is no joke.
- Four tests, three projects, two presentations, and a social with your favorite fraternity are all in the same week.
- Your mom called you three times and you didn’t answer and now she is PISSED.
- You really want Starbs, but you are already wearing letters and Uggs and it would physically pain you to be any more basic.
- Painting coolers requires the patience and accuracy of an FBI sniper.
- Your eyeliner isn’t even on both eyes.
- He didn’t text you back.
- He triple texted you.
- He doesn’t even have your number, let alone know you exist.
- Your outfit matches TOO well. Who has that kind of coordination to match their phone case with their backpack?
- Your big, comfy spirit jersey shrunk in the wash and now it fits like a regular shirt
- You swear you pulled your hair up for two seconds and there’s already a crease in it
- No one noticed your new haircut because you didn’t post an Instagram about it, but now it’s too late.
- Your little is at one party, but your big is at another.
- Every pregame playlist you play just doesn’t capture the mood of the night.
- Leggings or yoga pants???
- Drunk you ate that pizza you were saving for dinner tonight at 3 AM.
- Date dashes.
- “I made out with him once at a concert and I haven’t talked to him since. Do I still have to write happy birthday on his Facebook wall?”
- The last time you shaved was longer ago than you’d like to admit
- Your social outfit is good, but it isn’t perfect.
- There are no seats left in the library and you need to finish this essay, like, yesterday.
- You scuffed your brand new patent wedges trying to dance on the bar. You couldn’t help it! They were playing your song!
- Praying no one goes through your “Recently Deleted,” which is a compilation of screenshots and failed selfies.
- The struggle between wanting to be warm, but not wanting a jacket to cover up your outfit.
- You want a tattoo, but you don’t know what you want it to be.
- Lilly discontinued sorority prints.
- The egg shortage in America means no more Rita’s custard.
- The theme of your bathroom doesn’t match the theme of your whole apartment.
- They ran out of jungle juice and they only have beer left.
- You miss your school friends when you are home and you miss your home friends when you are at school.
- This list is ending on an strange number. Like why didn’t she just take a couple out and make it an even 30?
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