- Make him hold your hand everywhere you go in public.
- Even when you’re eating.
- Or heading into the bathroom.
- And when he pulls away, ask if he doesn’t like you anymore.
- Ask him about every girl he follows on Instagram.
- Even his cousins.
- Especially the slutty cousins.
- And then take his phone and unfollow some (read: all) of them.
- Get jealous of the girls he was assigned to be in a group project with.
- Then make a rule that he “isn’t allowed to talk to her” even though you know it’s for a grade.
- Cry.
- A lot.
- Keep referring to him as your dog’s dad.
- Especially in front of his friends.
- And insist that you’re all a family.
- Start most texts with “I don’t want to sound crazy but…”
- And then say something completely crazy.
- Like “I know your ex got you those shoes in that Facebook picture.”
- Or “do you think we should tell your mom we’re having sex?”
- And “maybe we should just rent an apartment together next year!”
- Watch the “Blank Space” music video together and remind him that you and T-Swift are completely alike.
- Every time he gets mad at you say you think you’re pregnant.
- And ask him his opinion on the baby names you’re considering.
- Get mad when he doesn’t like your fictitious baby name for your fictitious baby.
- Eat all his food (boys love this!).
- And talk about your diet in extensive detail while breaking your diet.
- Send him pictures of engagement rings you like on Pinterest.
- Casually slip in “this will be such a great wedding venue” any romantic place you go.
- Then ask him what wedding colors he had in mind.
- Get your class ring and then ask him where the next ring is.
- End all your couples Instagram post with #forever #ringbyspring.
- Ask him if he wants to start a joint Facebook account with you.
- And then create one anyways.
- Turn on his read receipts when he’s not paying attention.
- And then text back immediately after he reads it with “I know you read this.”
- Track his location on your phone.
- And anytime he goes anywhere he didn’t tell you about, show up unannounced.
- Show him pictures of engagements on Facebook.
- “Why can’t we be like them?”
- Call him pet names while you’re out with his friends.
- JK. Don’t hang out with his friends. You should be his only friend.
- Send him this list and remind him that you’re going to be together forever. And ever. And ever.
Works every time..
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