- You have an obsession with baking.
- You brag to everyone else about your grandlittles, great grandlittles, etc.
- Even after you graduate.
- You send the aforementioned grandlittles care packages at school.
- Complete with baked goods, decorated cards, and stuffed animals.
- You craft more than Martha Stewart, because duh.
- And you may or may not have a scrapbook of your entire college experience.
- Your day wouldn’t be complete without a nap.
- You have a matching pajama set too.
- And some matching slippers.
- And maybe even a matching blanket, because you are always cold.
- Speaking of which, you may even know how to sew your own blanket.
- You eat dinner at 5 p.m.
- And are in bed by 10 p.m.
- Your wardrobe consists largely of sweaters and cardigans.
- You always wear leggings, and never real pants.
- But you would never think about working out, ever.
- Unless it’s yoga or a light swim.
- And by light swim, I mean tanning next to the pool. And yoga means stretching for the remote.
- You drink red wine, exclusively.
- And you treat yourself to fancy dinners for no reason.
- Because, YOLO, right?
- You’ve been known to get rowdy at family parties.
- But you can get away with it because everyone loves you.
- Which is also why you can say outrageous things.
- And get people to cater to your every need.
- You’ve considered buying anti-aging products before the age of 22.
- And if we are being completely honest, you use eye cream already.
- Because you swear you are getting laugh lines.
- You have a cat.
- Or two. Or three or four.
- You refuse to get an iPhone 6, a Venmo, or a Tinder.
- Mainly because you don’t know how to work any of them.
- And you don’t like putting your information online.
- Your friend group knows not to depend on you when you go out.
- Because even though you may be the matriarch, you still know how to party hard.
- After all, the best grandmas are the crazy grandmas..
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